Casey: Hey, can I change the subject a second?
Casey: What’s up with me not being cool?
Dan: What is up with that?
Casey: I love music. I have a great appreciation of music.
Dan: Dude, I’ve been in your car. You’ve got the Starland Vocal Band singing ‘Afternoon Delight.’
Casey: That’s right! Wait, I do not have the Starland Vocal Band. It’s not like I went out and bought the single. It’s on my “Time Life: Sound of the Seventies.”
Dan: Well, there you have it.
Casey: How can I be cool again? I’m a newly divorced man. I’m young. I used to be cool. I need to be cool again. Help me be cool again.
Dan: Well, first I have to disabuse you of the notion that you were ever cool before.
Sports Night 1.02 | The Apology